I Googled My Symptoms, Turns Out I'm a Bitch" Retro Computer Vintage Joke Tee
I Googled My Symptoms, Turns Out I'm a Bitch" Retro Computer Vintage Joke Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight, soft cotton tee carries a cheeky retro print that speaks with sharp humor. The vintage-inspired illustration and bold headline make a statement without shouting — it’s for people who love irony, nostalgia, and a little edge in their everyday wear. Comfortable and breathable, it layers easily under jackets or pairs with relaxed denim for laid-back mornings, coffee runs, or casual hangouts. The garment’s smooth hand, tear-away label, and resilient collar keep it feeling fresh after many wears. Wear it when you want your outfit to start a conversation before you do.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- DTG/DTF printed artwork and sleeve/neck labels for vivid, durable color
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors