I Used to Think I Had Some Control Graphic Tee
I Used to Think I Had Some Control Graphic Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee carries a wink and a dry laugh. A retro pin-up illustration lounges with a cocktail while bold, sassy lettering reads: "I used to think I had some control over my life. Now I just pull up a chair and watch the shitshow unfold before me." The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear — soft, breathable, and structured enough to keep its shape. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at messy dinner parties, or during those nights when you and your friends swap chaotic stories and need something that gets the joke. It’s comfortable, a little irreverent, and tuned to people who lean into humor as a way to shrug at life’s unpredictability.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color for blends)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, shape-retaining crew neckline with shoulder tape for durability
- DTG/DTF printing used for crisp sleeve and neck label details
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors