T-Shirt — "Is Fucktastrophe a Word? Because I Feel Like It Could Be Useful" Retro Graphic Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight unisex tee carries a cheeky, vintage-inspired print that reads like a wink to anyone surviving the daily chaos. Soft, smooth cotton drapes easily over the shoulders and the classic crew neck keeps the silhouette clean — a relaxed piece you’ll reach for when you want your outfit to say something without shouting. The retro illustration and bold text sit centered on the chest, giving a nostalgic, playful vibe that pairs naturally with jeans, layered jackets, or cozy loungewear. Wear it to unwind at home, run errands with a little attitude, or bring levity to low-key gatherings.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF print details with OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors