The Only Squat I’m Doin’ Is Diddly Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sink into something soft that speaks your language. This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, countryside charm — a chubby, hat-wearing frog and the line “The only squat I’m doin’ is Diddly.” It feels lived-in from the first wear: breathable, smooth ring-spun cotton that drapes easily whether you’re lounging on the couch, strolling to the farmer’s market, or laughing through a backyard hangout. The collar keeps its shape; the shoulder tape prevents stretch; and the tear-away label means no annoying tag rubbing while you settle in. Subtle natural flecks on the unprocessed shade add character. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfort, a grin, and a little country wit in your day.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner lines and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for tag-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF print options with durable sleeve and neck prints; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors