With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair Funny Tee
With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair Funny Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee carries a witty, confident voice — bold lettering reads “With a body like this who needs hair,” framed by subtle vintage distressing and tiny star accents. It sits cleanly at the crew neckline and drapes with a relaxed classic fit that pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket. Wear it when you want to make people smile, start a conversation, or lean into playful self-assurance. The soft ring-spun cotton feels breathable all day; the stable ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeated washes. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification mean it’s an easy choice for someone who cares about comfort and quality as much as personality.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching.
- Pearlized, tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification.
- Prints applied via DTG/DTF as specified; 2-year EU warranty and safety compliance.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors