You Are Not Alive To Please Tee
Black / XS
$26.99
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A bold, soft tee that says what you mean without shouting. This lightweight cotton shirt wears in like a favorite band tee — relaxed at the shoulders, breathable through long days, and soft against skin. The artwork centers on a cheeky skull-woman with sunglasses and a messy bun, surrounded by playful hearts and hand-lettered text that reads, “You are not alive to please any of these motherfuckers.” It’s equal parts rebellious and wry — perfect for quiet mornings with coffee or late-night record digging. The tubular knit and taped shoulders keep the silhouette clean, while the ribbed collar holds its shape wash after wash. Wear it with ripped jeans, high-waisted shorts, or layered under an open flannel when you want your mood to do the talking.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and taped shoulders to prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety.
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints option; 2-year EU warranty and compliance with safety standards.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
You Are Not Alive To Please Tee
$26.99
Sale price
$26.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel.
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and taped shoulders to prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety.
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints option; 2-year EU warranty and compliance with safety standards.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors