I’m Not Old Owl — Funny Vintage Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This soft, lightweight tee carries a wink of vintage humor and a worn-in, sunset palette that feels like a well-loved find. An illustrated owl clutching oil and duct tape stares out with a cheeky caption — it reads like a story you’d tell around a porch light. The breathable ring-spun cotton drapes easy and stays comfortable from morning coffee to evening projects. Wear it layered under a flannel or solo with jeans when you want a little character in your day. It’s built to last: stabilized shoulders, a resilient ribbed collar, and smooth, print-ready fabric that keeps the design bright through many washes.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fall and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Print-ready smooth fabric with DTF/DTG prints and tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified; meets safety standards with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors