Moister Than An Oyster T-Shirt
Moister Than An Oyster T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek seafood-inspired design that reads “Moister Than An Oyster.” Soft against the skin and breathable, it keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder taping. Wear it tucked into jeans for market mornings, layered under an open shirt for evening walks, or lounge in it while sharing oysters and salty stories with friends. The colorful, hand-drawn graphic brings playful attitude without shouting — a little salty, a little cheeky, and wholly confident. Durable printing methods preserve the vivid color and fine linework wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year‑round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste‑reducing fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF print methods used for vibrant, long-lasting sleeve and chest graphics
- OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU warranty (2 years) for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors